Greenie

You know you're the rookie cop when they give you a broom and send you out into freeway rush hour traffic to clean up after an accident. I passed the aftermath of an accident on my way to dinner with a friend tonight and there were several police officers huddled up - sharing report details or some such - and one poor guy sweeping up all the glass and metal shards within the flare boundaries. It must have been a big mess too because all lanes but one were closed and the traffic backed up behind did not look happy.
Made me glad I was going the other way.

This is me, posting from another tree house.