Thursday, November 01, 2012

Who's Got Talent?

Tarzan thinks I hurt myself on purpose but I know that is not the case.
He also wonders if there's a problem in my brain that makes me so clumsy, and I have to say, I am starting to wonder.
I was in the shower the other day, shaving my legs - I am so nearsighted that I have to fold yoga/pretzel style to see what I am doing - and I simultaneously nicked my ankle, causing it to bleed and sting in the soap, almost dropped the razor and in catching it, sliced part of my fingernail away:

This is me and if not a disease, then it is a serious skill.

3 comments:

Elizabeth said...

And yet again, we are the SAME person. Totally did that exact thing this morning. Except I also made my left ring finger bleed at the second knuckle. UGH!

We should have our first official meeting at the hospital right before our twin CT scans.

Anonymous said...

STOP you guys!!
TMI ! ! ! ! ! !

Cathie said...

Haha, that's so me. There's a scratch across most of my upper arm that I have no idea where it came from. And the next day I managed to scratch myself with my keys and then gouge myself with my fingernail within about 20 minutes of each other.

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