It has been a long time since I was in high school and thus it is quite possible the method of letting a girl know you are interested in her might have changed.
Do I look like a high school girl to you?
I'm touched, really I am, but giving me The Eye while drawling "hey baby, you and me later?" Does that get results?
And to someone who could be a grandmother - the way high school is going nowadays - heaven help me I just used nowadays - it's entirely possible I could be his grandmother - is just not cool.
I'm afraid I wasn't very complementary in return. First, amazed he was talking to me, I crooked an eyebrow, glanced over my shoulder and then - it's true - I laughed. The three girls he was with - also, not cool - proceeded to mock him for getting turned down.
What am I supposed to do with that?
This is me, flattered, disgusted and amused all in one. It's a weird soup today.