How was my weekend you ask? Despite the lame party we went to Friday night, early morning meetings and the huge fight I had with Tarzan - it was infinitely better than coming in to work this morning.
Bleah, I'm grouchy today.
Perhaps it's because Tarzan (yes, we made up last night) is at home in the nice warm bed listening to the rain fall, reading, watching TV and relaxing while I am at work on a holiday, to do a lot of work in very little time for not much pay, getting yelled at in absentia by clients (who are NOT working today BTW) so I can say "thank you sir, may I have another" and redo the project because the client didn't listen to our office in the first place while the guy behind me curses at himself ALL DAY LONG while tapping his feet and/or fingers constantly and whistling intermittently. (That would be MC yes it would - do you think I could plea out with justifiable homicide? If he hates himself as much as his cursing suggests why doesn't he just take the entire bottle of sleeping pills and end it all?)
Yeah. I think that might be the reason.
This is me wishing I were home today.
Because have I got a story for you!
Us, circa 1999
Tarzan
...the male, left-handed, Mormon, high school librarian, King of the South Central Jungle and pretty dang hot.
Jane
...probably the only female, left-handed, Mormon, diabetic, architect and also Queen of the South Central Jungle, who cooks dang good, in both senses of the word.
Jane's Top Quotes
- "And then we let the seven month old play with the matches." 07.04.15
- "...sometimes Facebook is worth the (free) membership." 05.18.15
- "...according to his own statement, he's smarter than all the other people in the department..." 06.28.14
- "...I applauded the end credits until ATL had to tell me to stop because people were looking." 01.05.13
- "...would they even take my brain if I donated it to science?" 05.02.12
- "...kept it from being a real horror flick was that I was totally clothed the entire time" 10.18.11
- "I call them the team midget." 10.29.11
- "And then you burp pizza all night long." 08.03.11
- "This is me earning the right to complain if it doesn't end up the way I wanted." 11.02.10
- "...that'll teach me to leave the house without a bra." 10.20.10
- "...but then he started crying and thanking the Academy. Dude, seriously. Be a man." 04.27.10
- "...I would have brought different pajamas." 11.25.09
- "...their songs did not make me want to jab a stick in my ear. So that was good." 11.17.09
People We Love
People Who Love Us
Stuff We Like
- Anne Bishop
- Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
- Cleaning
- Cute Overload
- Dave Barry
- DWTS
- Gilmore Girls
- Jacqueline Carey
- Kittens Everywhere
- Leftys Unite
- Maaik
- R U My Mother?
- San Diego Chargers
- SheLooksLikeMe
- Space Muppet
- Stephanie J. Block
- The Back Porch
- The Blogfathers
- The Broadway Experience
- The Pirate Queen
- Tiny Kingdom
- University of Southern California
- Wicked
1 comment:
Good golly, I'm so sorry! I have a whole bunch of hugs for you, but the Brasilian postal service bits, so it'll have to wait a little bit. You tell that husband of yours that he is giving you a foot massage tonight, and it is NOT over until you SAY it is over!! I'm looking at your liberation clock as hard as you are!! Much smooochas!!
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