It's interesting the things that get passed around Facebook.
This is the latest, posed by my uncle.
THE SOUTHERN TEN COMMANDMENTS
(1)Just one God
(2)Put nothin' before God
(3)Watch yer mouth
(4)Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5)Honor yer Ma & Pa
(7)No foolin' around with another feller's gal (or 'nother gal's feller)
(8)Don't take what ain't yorn
(9)No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10)Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff. Now that's plain an' simple.
This is me and I am amused.