What is it about cold pizza?
The first bite is fabulous and you figure you could eat the whole pie by yourself.
In fact, most of the first half of the first slice is excellent and you wonder why you don't eat your pizza this way all the time.
By the time you reach the crust, it's okay and if the bread is good, you finish it and it was nice.
The second slice isn't nearly as good and by the time you get to the end of it you don't feel well and can't stand to look at the other pieces in the box. So you wrap it up, put it in the fridge and hope that your husband will finish it before you have to see it again.
And then you burp pizza all night long.
This is me and it's much better in theory.