Wednesday, January 19, 2011

A Flair For The Dramatic

Ahhh Tarzan.
Great teacher/librarian though he may be, it's possible he missed his calling in life as a news anchor, a tabloid writer, a politician, you know...someone with a flair for the dramatic.
He's been passing it around in phone calls and then with the post yesterday that we have a "secret project" in an undisclosed location and all manner of other mysterious phrases.
And the rumors are flying.
Let me relieve the pressure that is weighing on your minds.
We are not moving, we are not pregnant - though apparently everyone else is - Congratulations to PhatFiddle, Liezel, QC, SBB, M2 and PIT! - that is a lot of babies for this year - we are not splitting up, we are not adopting, we are not remodeling the house, we are not even trading in our cars for new ones, we shared our trip information already, we don't have any new animals.
We will be filing our taxes early this year if that's of interest to anyone.

This is me and it's just not as exciting as Tarzan makes it sound.

2 comments:

Cath said...

Everyone I know is pregnant, too. It makes me sad. I'd file my taxes now if I had my W2s and the government was ready for my itemized deductions.

Master P said...

Okay, all the normal big stuff is out of the way so I can only assume this means you are embarking on a new career as a rapper and your pseudo name is Lizard Fresh.

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