Is Now A Good Time?: Top Of The FB Page Today

There are days when FB says just what I need it to say to make me laugh. I especially like the darker of the two blue ones:

This is me and that was amusing.

Jane's Top Quotes

"And then we let the seven month old play with the matches." 07.04.15
"...sometimes Facebook is worth the (free) membership." 05.18.15
"...according to his own statement, he's smarter than all the other people in the department..." 06.28.14
"...I applauded the end credits until ATL had to tell me to stop because people were looking." 01.05.13
"...would they even take my brain if I donated it to science?" 05.02.12
"...kept it from being a real horror flick was that I was totally clothed the entire time" 10.18.11
"I call them the team midget." 10.29.11
"And then you burp pizza all night long." 08.03.11
"This is me earning the right to complain if it doesn't end up the way I wanted." 11.02.10
"...that'll teach me to leave the house without a bra." 10.20.10
"...but then he started crying and thanking the Academy. Dude, seriously. Be a man." 04.27.10
"...I would have brought different pajamas." 11.25.09
"...their songs did not make me want to jab a stick in my ear. So that was good." 11.17.09

Is Now A Good Time?