Weird Dream #16

I totally know where this dream was coming from but it was still weird. I was in my grade school gymnasium with a bunch of kids I didn't know - there were teachers too but I didn't have any interaction with them. We were playing all kinds of games (Tarzan's school was evacuated to the football field yesterday because of a gas leak) and some of the kids weren't really into it. We played freeze tag, and kick the can. The last thing we did was hug someone they didn't know and one guy, his name was Kendall, said that hugging was "too damp" so I told him to shake their hand instead, whatever, it didn't matter, just meet someone new. Then their parents came to pick them up.
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Ooooooooohhhhh Samantha what did you do last night? Biggest boo boo of your career honey. I don't like the inane questions or the choppy interview style or the running right over people's answers but last night was a new level of not good - not good at all. For those who live under a rock and didn't see DWTS last night, Samantha made the statement that if they combined Julianne and Apollo's ages they were "still younger than almost everyone else in this competition." (He's 25, she's 18 which equals 43 last time I checked) The looks from the other competitors in the background should make Samantha glad she wasn't looking. First as a woman you would think she'd stay away from that subject and second, do your homework before busting out comments like that!! (Seasoned journalist my foot!)
I present the following as evidence:
Laila Ali: born December 1977, makes her not even 30 yet
Maksim Chmerkovskiy: born January 1980, younger than Laila even
Ian Zeiring: born March 1964, he's barely 43 which is the same as Apollo and Julianne combined
Cheryl Burke: born May 1984, she's only two years older than Apollo
John Ratzenberger: born April 1947, might be the only one who qualifies for that statement
Edyta Sliwinska: is keeping her age a secret but she certainly doesn't look too decrepit
Joey Fatone: born January 1977, again - barely 30
Kym Johnson: born 1977, will turn 30 sometime this year
Billy Ray: born August 1961, okay he's older than their combined ages
Karina Smirnoff: born March 1978, she's only 29
Apollo Anton Ohno: born May 1982, he's 25
Julianne Hough: born July 1988, she's 18 (granted the youngest professional dancer to be on the show)
So yeah Sam (born November 1973 and therefore 34) that was good math there.
I like how Tom (born May 1955) tried to save her by making the joke about Len, (who was born April 1944 so he's 63 not 86) but I don't think it helped a whole lot. If we got to vote others off the show, it'd be Bruno first, Sam second, then Carrie Ann (born January 1968). Len and Tom I'd keep and make Harold Wheeler and the studio orchestra the winners.

This is me hoping Samantha won't be back for the Season 5.