While at the social function of the week - a fundraiser for the young women at church - Tarzan managed, with a single sentence, to make all six missionaries in the room blush beet red simultaneously.
Even the African-American one.
This is me, amused and mortified all at once.
(Read the comments if you want the whole story.)
Because have I got a story for you!
Us, circa 1999
Tarzan
...the male, left-handed, Mormon, high school librarian, King of the South Central Jungle and pretty dang hot.
Jane
...probably the only female, left-handed, Mormon, diabetic, architect and also Queen of the South Central Jungle, who cooks dang good, in both senses of the word.
Jane's Top Quotes
- "And then we let the seven month old play with the matches." 07.04.15
- "...sometimes Facebook is worth the (free) membership." 05.18.15
- "...according to his own statement, he's smarter than all the other people in the department..." 06.28.14
- "...I applauded the end credits until ATL had to tell me to stop because people were looking." 01.05.13
- "...would they even take my brain if I donated it to science?" 05.02.12
- "...kept it from being a real horror flick was that I was totally clothed the entire time" 10.18.11
- "I call them the team midget." 10.29.11
- "And then you burp pizza all night long." 08.03.11
- "This is me earning the right to complain if it doesn't end up the way I wanted." 11.02.10
- "...that'll teach me to leave the house without a bra." 10.20.10
- "...but then he started crying and thanking the Academy. Dude, seriously. Be a man." 04.27.10
- "...I would have brought different pajamas." 11.25.09
- "...their songs did not make me want to jab a stick in my ear. So that was good." 11.17.09
People We Love
People Who Love Us
Stuff We Like
- Anne Bishop
- Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
- Cleaning
- Cute Overload
- Dave Barry
- DWTS
- Gilmore Girls
- Jacqueline Carey
- Kittens Everywhere
- Leftys Unite
- Maaik
- R U My Mother?
- San Diego Chargers
- SheLooksLikeMe
- Space Muppet
- Stephanie J. Block
- The Back Porch
- The Blogfathers
- The Broadway Experience
- The Pirate Queen
- Tiny Kingdom
- University of Southern California
- Wicked
3 comments:
You can't say that and then not divulge the sentence. That's like saying, "I have secret, but I can't tell you!"
(I may have oversimplified the situation. It was one sentence and a lot of context.)
One of the new elders asked how many children we had. He's young, I gave my standard "None, as yet, we're working on it," answer. But then Elder Clueless got silly. His jaw nearly fell off and he started exclaiming "None, why not!?"
So Tarzan turned to him - and the rest of the pack - said "Let's get on that honey," kissed me full out and pulled me towards the back door. All six of them went crimson and the oldest two started laughing.
GO TARZAN!!!!!!!! I bet that kid will never bug a woman about that ever again!
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