I must be some kind of amazing. I went to pick up my book - granted, it's 1437 pages, so heavy though a paperback - it slipped and I broke my middle fingernail in three places and the adjacent ring fingernail in half.
This is me and there has to be a place for talent like that right?
Because have I got a story for you!
Us, circa 1999
Tarzan
...the male, left-handed, Mormon, high school librarian, King of the South Central Jungle and pretty dang hot.
Jane
...probably the only female, left-handed, Mormon, diabetic, architect and also Queen of the South Central Jungle, who cooks dang good, in both senses of the word.
Jane's Top Quotes
- "And then we let the seven month old play with the matches." 07.04.15
- "...sometimes Facebook is worth the (free) membership." 05.18.15
- "...according to his own statement, he's smarter than all the other people in the department..." 06.28.14
- "...I applauded the end credits until ATL had to tell me to stop because people were looking." 01.05.13
- "...would they even take my brain if I donated it to science?" 05.02.12
- "...kept it from being a real horror flick was that I was totally clothed the entire time" 10.18.11
- "I call them the team midget." 10.29.11
- "And then you burp pizza all night long." 08.03.11
- "This is me earning the right to complain if it doesn't end up the way I wanted." 11.02.10
- "...that'll teach me to leave the house without a bra." 10.20.10
- "...but then he started crying and thanking the Academy. Dude, seriously. Be a man." 04.27.10
- "...I would have brought different pajamas." 11.25.09
- "...their songs did not make me want to jab a stick in my ear. So that was good." 11.17.09
People We Love
People Who Love Us
Stuff We Like
- Anne Bishop
- Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
- Cleaning
- Cute Overload
- Dave Barry
- DWTS
- Gilmore Girls
- Jacqueline Carey
- Kittens Everywhere
- Leftys Unite
- Maaik
- R U My Mother?
- San Diego Chargers
- SheLooksLikeMe
- Space Muppet
- Stephanie J. Block
- The Back Porch
- The Blogfathers
- The Broadway Experience
- The Pirate Queen
- Tiny Kingdom
- University of Southern California
- Wicked
3 comments:
Well, if you don't win an award for that, I'll make you a paper plate award. Seriously, that sounds so much like something I would do. You and I really are twins in SO many ways.
I love your style.
I say grab some lottery tickets...you have to be lucky with a day like that....
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