What do you do when it's the High Council speaker's cell phone that goes off in sacrament meeting?
(This high councilman also used to be in the stake presidency.)
During the actual sacrament so it's as quiet as it's going to get in there.
This is me and it's never dull in our ward.
Because have I got a story for you!
Us, circa 1999
Tarzan
...the male, left-handed, Mormon, high school librarian, King of the South Central Jungle and pretty dang hot.
Jane
...probably the only female, left-handed, Mormon, diabetic, architect and also Queen of the South Central Jungle, who cooks dang good, in both senses of the word.
Jane's Top Quotes
- "And then we let the seven month old play with the matches." 07.04.15
- "...sometimes Facebook is worth the (free) membership." 05.18.15
- "...according to his own statement, he's smarter than all the other people in the department..." 06.28.14
- "...I applauded the end credits until ATL had to tell me to stop because people were looking." 01.05.13
- "...would they even take my brain if I donated it to science?" 05.02.12
- "...kept it from being a real horror flick was that I was totally clothed the entire time" 10.18.11
- "I call them the team midget." 10.29.11
- "And then you burp pizza all night long." 08.03.11
- "This is me earning the right to complain if it doesn't end up the way I wanted." 11.02.10
- "...that'll teach me to leave the house without a bra." 10.20.10
- "...but then he started crying and thanking the Academy. Dude, seriously. Be a man." 04.27.10
- "...I would have brought different pajamas." 11.25.09
- "...their songs did not make me want to jab a stick in my ear. So that was good." 11.17.09
People We Love
People Who Love Us
Stuff We Like
- Anne Bishop
- Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
- Cleaning
- Cute Overload
- Dave Barry
- DWTS
- Gilmore Girls
- Jacqueline Carey
- Kittens Everywhere
- Leftys Unite
- Maaik
- R U My Mother?
- San Diego Chargers
- SheLooksLikeMe
- Space Muppet
- Stephanie J. Block
- The Back Porch
- The Blogfathers
- The Broadway Experience
- The Pirate Queen
- Tiny Kingdom
- University of Southern California
- Wicked
1 comment:
Will churches follow the lead of live theater performances and starting asking/reminding parishioners to turn off their cell phones.
OFF....not mute.
As one teacher posted to students, Do you really think
I don't know what you're doing when you look down
at your crotch and chuckle?
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